Late no more

So ever since I got this fast honey, my life has been wonderful. I am always on time to work and I get all the energy I need for the entire day. My boss even asked me to go out for drinks after work last week. Things have really turned around for me.

My girlfriend and I got back together too. Everything seems to be back on track for me.

I GOT IT!!

Hey, you, guys! I can't believe how much my life turned around in just 3 days. 

Well, like I told you in my last post, my boss was really angry and I did give up honey so I can get to work on time. However, I saw this advert for this honey called Flotte Biene. And the advert said it's the fastest honey. So I gave it a try. Ever since, I get more energy and I am always on time. For everything! Flotte Biene is not sticky and you can pour it from the container straight onto the toast. It's a dream come true. My happiness is beyond words.

The last drop

This is officially the worst day of my life. My boss gave me a final warning today. He said either I come to work on time or I am fired. And I am sure that he is dead serious.

This is it, guys, I have to give up honey. There is no other option. I simply have to get my life back on track.

This can't go on like this

My life simply cannot go on like this. I keep destroying everything I have worked so hard for. My boss is constantly on my back - I am starting to think I should look for a new job, my girlfriend will not talk to me, and I simply cannot get anything done.

Last week was really really bad. My girlfriend and I were supposed to meet her parents for dinner at this really posh restaurant. But since it was the "in-laws", I really felt the need for that extra push - and you guys all know how I get that from my honey. So that, again, made me late. My girlfriend was horribly mad and so were her parents.

I keep messing up. This simply cannot go on like this.

How do I fix this?

Remember how I was telling you I was late for work every morning? Well, it's getting worse. I really need honey for more than just breakfast now. My desert for every meal has been honey for the past week. And this, unfortunately, has gotten me in trouble.

It's true, I get all the energy I need, and I am so super fast and super efficient after my honey toast. But the process takes sooo long. So now I am actually taking longer lunch breaks - and, of course, my boss has noticed. And, he obviously, does not like it one bit.

But now it's also my girlfriend who is really mad at me. I have been late for our dates for the past three days - and she hates to wait. If there is one thing that gets her mad, that's having to wait for somebody. I tried to explain her the situation, but after doing it three times in a row, she is starting to lose patience.

I am really trying here, I am, honestly. But I do need my honey, and no matter how much I try to improve, it still takes me a while to get everything in order. It's honey!

If anybody has a solution, please, I would appreciate the help.

Late again...

Today I was late to work again. My supervisor is really starting to get annoyed with me. The thing is that I am a huge breakfast guy. I really don't function well if I leave home on an empty stomach.

And truth be told, I could get there on time if I ate something really quick, but I reaaaally love honey. I get all the energy I need for the entire day if I have two pieces of toast with honey. 

But we all know how slow honey is. It takes forever to take it out of the jar and spread it on the bread. And then, everything gets really really messy and sticky. I have to spend another 10 minutes cleaning the plates, the kitchen table, washing my hands - it's an entire process.

I know it's very important to get to work on time, but I simply cannot concentrate without my honey. Hopefully, with time, I can get quicker and get myself out of trouble.

I'll keep you guys posted.