How do I fix this?

Remember how I was telling you I was late for work every morning? Well, it's getting worse. I really need honey for more than just breakfast now. My desert for every meal has been honey for the past week. And this, unfortunately, has gotten me in trouble.

It's true, I get all the energy I need, and I am so super fast and super efficient after my honey toast. But the process takes sooo long. So now I am actually taking longer lunch breaks - and, of course, my boss has noticed. And, he obviously, does not like it one bit.

But now it's also my girlfriend who is really mad at me. I have been late for our dates for the past three days - and she hates to wait. If there is one thing that gets her mad, that's having to wait for somebody. I tried to explain her the situation, but after doing it three times in a row, she is starting to lose patience.

I am really trying here, I am, honestly. But I do need my honey, and no matter how much I try to improve, it still takes me a while to get everything in order. It's honey!

If anybody has a solution, please, I would appreciate the help.

Late again...

Today I was late to work again. My supervisor is really starting to get annoyed with me. The thing is that I am a huge breakfast guy. I really don't function well if I leave home on an empty stomach.

And truth be told, I could get there on time if I ate something really quick, but I reaaaally love honey. I get all the energy I need for the entire day if I have two pieces of toast with honey. 

But we all know how slow honey is. It takes forever to take it out of the jar and spread it on the bread. And then, everything gets really really messy and sticky. I have to spend another 10 minutes cleaning the plates, the kitchen table, washing my hands - it's an entire process.

I know it's very important to get to work on time, but I simply cannot concentrate without my honey. Hopefully, with time, I can get quicker and get myself out of trouble.

I'll keep you guys posted.